June 2012
niggers,
can you answer it.
thats.exactly.the.question.
why did you ever get a boob job jenny…
theres somethin so not right about that…
it kind of breaks my heart how the rest of you go on about your lives while im here talkin shit.
ok fine.
BUT IF I SAY NIGGER ONLINE PEOPLE WILL STOP GOING TO SEE MY MOVIES…
oh, but no, its a lifetime full of example that lays the foundation for the future.
right, gwyneth…
its working out real well for you, aint it…
SOMEONE SAID NIGGERS ON THE INTERNET.
CONTACT THE U.N.
not in this lifetime sweety…
you really are a jew gwyneth…
what.a.shame.
did you people even read the bible at all…
nobody wants the jews around.
theyre jews…
i teed your jew ass up harry.
dont worry, youll get over it.
you are so not right in the head.
and yet somehow, i cannot resist.
what an original idea, denyce lawton.
i.love.you.
i feel like a midget has one of his tiny little hands tightly wrapped around one of my balls.
YA JEALOUS…
no regrets.
you are really sophisticated tom green.
why you angry dawg.
YOU PEOPLE WANNA GET RICH RIGHT…
im still not satisfied with the board.
where are the rest of the losers.
is it true that you only have one ball tom green.
i can just see 50 cent working on the animated gif as i type this.
a virtual KKK.
great new idea…
facial recognition technology that responds to racist statements.
e.g. “dear twitter, i no longer want to look at niggers”
BOOM. no more niggers.
hello united nations.
it was very nice meeting you.
its safe to say that our honeymoon is over at this point.
all gay people should go to israel.
it must be opposite day.
again.
you and tom cruise should reunite so you can shoot skooshs at him.
ur fat rosie.
i look forward to your ensuing bankruptcy.
it feels like the perfect night to get your wife pregnant.
if you think im talking to you, its because i am.
you people are all my friends and you should talk to me.
now.
oh thats right, i forgot, you already have a plan…
you started following dane cook on twitter.
.lol
youre getting older every second.
whacha gonna do…
just.like.that.
and something else hours ago that i just forgot about…
what youre really thinking about olivia is. youre worrying about that day when im hanging out with your family and they try to gnaw on a dogs face who is still alive…
i just invented a new word.
nokay.
anything for you dane cook.
ya see it now. dont ya sweets…
that was my idea too facebook
.lol
May 2012
it just keeps getting better and better dont it.
that song blows. like your mom.
niggers.
lying.thieving.niggers.
heres a little thought to fall asleep to…
if i come in over top of you, youre going to feel like the stupidest motherfucker on earth.
and dont ever count on me allowing you to ever live it down…
ever.
ill bet my life that you already thought that you hit that wall.
LOL.
i am truly going to enjoy slamming you into a wall, charlie…
I WANT TO PUT MIKE TYSONS BRAIN IN A BOWL AND EAT IT.
boy, having kids with jews sure pays off, doesnt it…